Ok well strictly speaking this elephant isn’t in the room, it is the guy upstairs.
I have never known anything like, sometimes it sounds like a herd of elephants.
I have tried to recreate ‘the stomp’ but it just isn’t possible for any normal human being to make that much noise when they walk. I think he is possibly a Neanderthal still mastering the art if walking upright.
The other day when I was studying, his stomping drove me to despair, I took the broom and whacked in repeatedly on the ceiling with the intention of giving him some of his own medicine. I am sure he probably didn’t even notice but for any onlookers I must have looked a little crazy.
To my horror when I went outside he was waiting for a lift by the gate, but I don’t think he saw which flat I came out of and he certainly didn’t comment on my crazy roof knocking outburst.
Maybe I should stop being such a coward and just go up there and say something to him, but what would I say?
You walk like an elephant it is very irritating
Or perhaps
Your constant stomping is driving me insane
Suggestions on a postcard please……..
Not only does he stomp like an elephant but on numerous occasions the whole block gets the pleasure of hearing him and his girlfriend fornicate like elephant’s. Day or night it doesn’t faze them.
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